The year is 2035. West Collins stands in an isle at a grocery store, staring at the label on a bag of Marshmallow. His whole life is a lie. A single tear runs down his cheek.
OH GOD MY SISTER HAD A PLATE OF COOKIES AND I SHOUTED ‘MINE’ AND WENT TO GET ONE BUT MY HAND WAS CURLED INTO A FIST AND I PUNCHED THE PLATE AND COOKIES WENT EVERYWHERE ADN THE PLATE FLIPPED OFF THE COFFEE TABLE AND SHE JUST LOOKED AT ME LIKE A MONSTER OH GOD
WE FOUND IT.
WE FOUND BETELGEUSE FIVE.
Remember when we read about touchscreen and ebook before those things exist? Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to find myself a nice towel.
HOLY ZAPHOD BEEBLEBROX SOMEBODY GET ME A THUMB A BEER AND SOME PEANUTS I’M NOT GONNA BE HERE WHEN THE WORLD ENDS
i hate it when flies fucking rub their stupid little shitty hands together like they’re plotting to ruin my life those tiny little bastards
I was doing research on Napoleon when I found it again
My favorite picture of him
“Try to beat me THIS time, Russia!!!”
I just laughed out loud at this for 5 minutes
people’s favorite characters usually reflect their personality or what kind of personality they admire
then you look at the cute innocent person whose favorite characters are all coldhearted murderers and it’s like
“shit”
(Source: takane-enomoto)
one time my school hosted a laser tag tournament and so me and my friends went and we were owning the place until we realized one of our friends was missing. we found him building a baracade out of benches and plants at the top of the stairwell and whenever anyone approached he’d shoot at them and yell “DO YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE SING???”
is this that thing everyone on my dash is talking about
You’re pretty damn close
*Hiatus*
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